Please, stop knocking on my door!

Really, though, delivery person? Is it critical that you alert us to the package that you drop on the step?  Is it necessary to knock on my door when the doorbell is turned off? Do you get some kind of pleasure driving away to the sound of dogs barking and babies crying? If it is …

My daughter, the super absorbent tropical bird…

You know that old saying... I opened my mouth and my mother came out.? Well this week I experienced a twist on it. My toddler opened her mouth and I came out!  It happened when we went to pick up our little dog, Remy, at the groomer (remember the poop story from last week??). Rems does …

Why I won’t bother cleaning my floors anymore…

Last night after the kids' bed time, I vacuumed, dry mopped and mopped the floors.  With two dogs, two kids and a husband it seems like all I do is clean the floors to turn around and have them dirty two seconds later.  I looked at them last night and felt so happy... so peaceful... …